I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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