She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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