I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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