WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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