Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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