ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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