this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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