she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Someone came in the potted fern
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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