i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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