the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of j�ger and an empty bed here Friday.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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