Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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