I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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