third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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