Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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