On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I want to be your penis for a week.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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