If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
birth control should be required to get into college
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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