i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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