she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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