I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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