It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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