At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Girls should come with a carfax report
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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