With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Randomize
