AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
foreskin is a definite game changer
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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