I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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