so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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