never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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