Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
We just shotgunned beers for America
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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