pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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