omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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