Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Randomize
