What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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