haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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