Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize
