just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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