This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Randomize
