Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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