how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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