I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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