It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
pray to the hookup gods
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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