yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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