Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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