did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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