When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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