Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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