god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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