The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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