your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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