But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Apparently you make a good broom.
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
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