I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
How external is "for external use only"?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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