Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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